Mittens
3 y/o — Known for swiping plants off windowsills with zero remorse.
"I saw the vase. I did it anyway."
💥 *CRASH!*
Tofu
2 y/o — Shattered a vase while chasing dust particles.
"The vase attacked me first."
🔔 *tink tink tink... SMASH!*
Luna
1.5 y/o — Launched off the couch straight into Grandma’s vase.
"Mission: vase destruction — success."
💣 *BOOM!*
Beans
4 y/o — Denies involvement despite paw prints at the scene.
"Innocent until proven fluffy."
🚨 *VASE DOWN!*
Noodle
2 y/o — Tried to balance on the vase. It ended badly.
"It was an experiment."
💨 *whoosh — thud!*