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Chinese Balloon PSYOP in America

By now the entire world is familiar with and captivated by the saga of mysterious Chinese Balloons and other unidentified objects being shot down over North America. The American public is being fed very little by the government and the news media is putting out possibilities ranging from foreign surveillance vehicles, possible PSYOP operations by our adversaries, tests of possible EMP Attack bombs, bioweapons and false flag operations all the way to Aliens! All we really know for sure is that 1 white spherical balloon identified as Chinese coursed the entire United States before being shot down. Subsequently, another unidentified object was shot down over Alaska, another over the Yukon in Canada and yet another over Lake Huron. The object over Lake Huron was possibly hexagon shaped. One report suggested the Chinese balloon had American parts. There is simply too much conjecture and not enough intel available to the American people yet to know what is truly going on.

Falcon 9 Mystery of January 31

On the evening of January 31st, 2022, MUFON began receiving reports of a strange swirling vortex with a brilliant white center in the skies over Oklahoma. In all, six reports came in between 6:45 P.M. and 7:30 P.M. Central Daylight Time (CDT) from Choctaw, Tulsa, Purcell, Salina, Edmond and Gunthrie. Several of the reports contained video and photographic backup. Initial indications suggested we were dealing with a UFO flap. Mindy Taulfest, MUFON’s Oklahoma State Director and Michael Dickerson, her Chief Investigator were on the case almost immediately and quickly closed all six cases out as an Identified Flying Object (IFO). Additional cases began coming in from Missouri, Tennessee, Arkansas and Florida. Field Investigators G. Kurt Veale in Tennessee and State Director Margie Kay in Missouri also closed out their cases as an IFO. The remaining midwestern cases were still in progress as of this writing.

Massive Object Sighting was Starlink Launch

On March 24th witnesses in multiple states reported an enormous cylinder shaped object moving slowly across the sky. After case assignment and investigation it was determined that the object was actually another group of Starlink satellites launched a few minutes before the sighting. These SpaceX Satellites will appear as a single object when they first leave their launch vehicle and will slowly spread out to reveal individual satellites.

Disturbing new Details from Pentagon Report

As if the past two years have not been rich enough for UFO enthusiasts, new documents obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, reveal that UFOs regularly injure witnesses possibly due to the witness coming in contact with the UFO’s possible advanced propulsion system. There is no evidence witnesses are injured on purpose but those injuries include radiation sickness, skin burns and even brain damage. More disturbing is that the report details pregnancies by female witnesses after encountering a UFO. Last week, MUFON’s Executive Director David MacDonald spent several days in Washington D.C. conferring with Senators and Congresspersons about the phenomenon and how The Mutual UFO Network can use its extraordinary assets to assist the United States Government in their pursuit of answers to this most profound and perplexing phenomenon that surely had national and worldwide implications.